Four (and a half) Times Maizey Woke Up In Bed Alone, + One Time She Didn't
by redgothMaizey wasn't an early riser.[ how did this happen. why did i write this. read this you motherfuckers. ]Words: 1731, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: The Hotdaga - Fandom, Buzzfeed...
View ArticlePlease Don't Thank Me For My Service (I Just Need Some Sincere Love)
by orphan_accountMike just wanted a break.Was that too much to ask?Almost drown in a lava lake, almost die on the planet of the Plupples, almost die on 0-nion and now this?A Sexuality crisis and the...
View ArticleLittle Brothers are Embarrassing
by redgothThere was something exhilarating about inviting a girl over to ‘hang out’ when really you’d just be hiding out in your room, making out and watching stupid YouTube videos.Words: 743,...
View ArticleWarm Hearts and Frozen Hands
by redgothThe North is bullshit and Maizey is cold. But at least the cute neighbor can offer something warm.Words: 885, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: The Hotdaga - Fandom, Buzzfeed Unsolved...
View Articlea week in the rain
by redgothShould he have checked the weather report a bit better before driving three hours into the mountains? Yes. Should he have gone home sooner after being rained out, with no sign of a change in...
View ArticleMaizey and the Infinite Void of Space
by redgothWho knew traveling back in time would take a while. Maizey sits in the captain's seat, Pam tries her hand at conversation, and the Minestrone snarks.Words: 972, Chapters: 1/1, Language:...
View ArticleIt's Three AM And...
by Illusions_and_realityIt's three am and our beloved characters are losing sleep...Words: 2248, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)Rating: Teen And Up...
View ArticleAnother Day At Mr. B's
by darcygarcybarcy, Illusions_and_realityMaizey has worked at the superstore Mr. B's for 12 years. She's seen employees come and go, she's dealt with nearly every customer service mishap there could...
View ArticleSit With Me On The Floor (Help Me Let Go For A While)
by Illusions_and_realityMike really likes his best friend, okay? An "I'll follow you to the end of the earth, the edge of the universe and back, across galaxies with aliens we couldn't imagine" kind of...
View ArticleBelieve Me, Maizey (You'll Be Fine Without Me Here)
by futurearmadillomotherI have--no justification for this. Maizey is sad. Mike is (not as) sad. Or, someone posted this idea in a discord (BIG shoutout to the crewndis), and i couldn't pass the idea...
View ArticleMerry Holidays
by darcygarcybarcyChristmas on the MinestroneWords: 1610, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: The Hotdaga - Fandom, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)Rating: General AudiencesWarnings: No Archive...
View ArticleHome for the Holidays
by TheoMillerMike Soup is alone on Christmas.Words: 1260, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: The Hot Daga - FandomRating: General AudiencesWarnings: No Archive Warnings ApplyCategories: F/F, Gen,...
View ArticleLast Words
by TheoMillerWe just don't talk enough about how everyone Maizey loves is dead and she's trapped on a spaceship in hyperdrive with her brother in law's dead body and the ghost of the witch who created...
View ArticleTwenty-Three Dollars and Seventeen Cents
by darcygarcybarcyMike's birthday, and maybe someone else's, too.Words: 1746, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: The Hotdaga - Fandom, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)Rating: General...
View ArticleIt's A Beautiful Night (We're Looking For Something Dumb to Do)
by Illusions_and_realityGebra got Maizey to go for a night out, doing whatever interested them at the moment. Too bad Maizey is head over heels for her.Words: 1121, Chapters: 1/1, Language:...
View ArticleHand In Unlovable Hand (Yet I'm So Desperate In Your Arms)
by Illusions_and_realityMike swore that he wouldn't go through it all again, he wouldn't break up with someone again, he wouldn't ever get back together with someone, and all of that was a lie. Ernesto...
View ArticleFondest Memories
by HotdagaHermitMike gets emotional looking back on memories of the war, Gene notices and tries to cheer him up.Words: 840, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web...
View ArticleS. Aquilam, Ora pro nobis
by ech0_starrSimple prayer can’t turn back the clockWords: 530, Chapters: 1/1, Language: EnglishFandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), The Hotdaga - FandomRating: Teen And Up AudiencesWarnings:...
View Articleyou say sorry just for show
by luckysam78no matter how hard he tries, ricky’s past always catches up to himWords: 9511, Chapters: 4/4, Language: EnglishSeries: Part 2 of the ricky goldsworth case filesFandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved...
View Articleyou live like that, you live with ghosts
by luckysam78ricky and c.c. have to take down maizey's gang once and for all but it's a lot harder than it soundsWords: 6079, Chapters: 3/3, Language: EnglishSeries: Part 3 of the ricky goldsworth case...
View Articlemurder is fun and those bastards deserved it
by Shy_the_lawyerC.C. Tinsley is a hardworking (though rather jaded) detective. Ricky Goldsworth is a serial killer with dozens of bodies behind him, and he’s simply itching to go on another killing...
View ArticleThe risky fixins were right, sometimes your life DON'T go exactly how you...
by SupersimpletrashcanHi everyone! Here i am 2 years later sort of re-writing an old hotdaga fic of mine. I may do more but for now I just have this one thing. This takes place after the wedding! Im...
View ArticleA Possible Conclusion to the Thrilling Hotdaga Saga
by cantarinaA possible conclusion to the thrilling Hot Dog Saga, the incredible and genius work of Shane Madej, as commissioned by Ryan Steven Bergara. Written and performed live in 2018 at...
View ArticleLiving On
by phantomphish"Oh Gene, it's you," Maizey looked up at the fries and offered a small smile.Gene smiled back, "Everything alright?""I," Maizey hesitated, "Gene, how do you deal with loss?"---Maizey...
View ArticleHotdaga one shots from Tumblr
by SupersimpletrashcanI hit 400 followers on my bfu Tumblr and I asked for prompt requests! So here's some one shots based on those asks!Words: 619, Chapters: 1/?, Language: EnglishFandoms: Hotdaga,...
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